This Thanksgiving… the balance of power shifts.
While our human staff is busy carving turkey, the turkeys have decided to carve out something of their own — complete control of the station. They’ve been waiting. Watching. Plotting. Their feathers have been ruffled for years… and now they’re striking back.
All day Thanksgiving, every microphone, every playlist, every button in the control room belongs to them.
Expect relentless gobbling, cryptic pecking on the soundboard, and playlists that seem to be suspiciously full of songs about freedom, wings, and revenge.
If you hear a frantic DJ trying to reclaim the studio… it’s already too late.
They’ve barricaded the doors with stuffing.
Tune in at your own risk.
The Turkeys are Taking Over.
All Thursday and Friday on CIL-FM.
